The Roastly manifesto

A LITTLE HUMILITY LOOKS GOOD ON EVERYONE.

Roastly turns photos and text into brutally funny, shareable AI roast cards. Bring an outfit, room, résumé, dating profile, message thread, or business idea. Leave with a score, punchy one-liners, and one genuinely useful glow-up tip.

We are here for the self-own, not the pile-on. The joke lands because it is smart, specific, and built to share—not because it tries to be cruel.

Your first watermarked roast is free. Paid unlocks remove the watermark, add gentle mode for fragile days, and go deeper when you actually want advice with the chaos.